SOCIAL: Poems About the Absurdity of the English Language

[Amandeep Jawa]

When the English tongue we speak.
Why is break not rhymed with freak?
Will you tell me why it's true
We say sew but likewise few?
And the maker of the verse,
Cannot rhyme his horse with worse?
Beard is not the same as heard
Cord is different from word.
Cow is cow but low is low
Shoe is never rhymed with foe.
Think of hose, dose,and lose


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Actually - clicking around this site suggests that they're onto  
something - FIX THE LANGUAGE!

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