SOCIAL: Fwd: FW:Internet Fun

[Steven Graham]

This seemed entertaining.

Steve

--- Joseph Frank <leftcoastjoe at yahoo.com> wrote:

> Date: Wed, 04 Jan 2006 18:50:51 -0800
> Subject: FW:Internet Fun
> From: Joseph Frank <leftcoastjoe at yahoo.com>
> To: Joseph Frank <leftcoastjoe at yahoo.com>
> 
> 
> More fun with the internet, or another way to waste
> time online ...
> 
> Go to google and type in "unfortunately XXX" where
> "XXX" is your first name.
> 
> You have to type in the quotation marks in order for
> this to work. You can
> try using your first AND last name, but unless your
> name is really common,
> you'll probably come up empty-handed.
> 
> 
> Here are some of the better ones from my search ...
> 
> Unfortunately, Joseph was not that lucky. When the
> SS discovered the
> smuggled
>  food, they ordered the KAPO to whip him 50 times
> 
> But unfortunately Joseph is not Jesus' father and so
> the physical connection
> is
>  non-existent.
> 
> Unfortunately Joseph could not control the creature,
> and as a result the
> beast
>  slaughtered the village, killing all those that
> Joseph held dear.
> 
> Unfortunately, Joseph and his lawyer friends were
> heterosexual.
> 
> Unfortunately, Joseph was murdered on 21st August
> 1833, when he was dragged
> from
>  his horse near his home and beaten to death.
> 
> Unfortunately, Joseph isn't very good at kicking or
> running and he has a
> hard
>  time remembering not to grab the ball.
> 
> Unfortunately Joseph had progressed as far as he was
> ever likely to go, and
> Estelle's relentless pushing for his advancement
> served only to cause him
> difficulties with superiors and to open marital
> rifts that with the years
> became unbreachable, till finally both he and the
> marriage broke on that
> wheel.
> 
> Unfortunately, Joseph died several millennia before
> television  was
> invented, but two enterprising men of the theater,
> lyricist  Tim Rice and
> composer Andrew Lloyd Webber, did realize the
> dramatic  potential of
> Joseph's story and turned it into the highly
> successful international hit
> "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat."
> 
> 
> Pass this on to other folks who need a little fun
> and procrastination...
> 
> 
> 



Steven Graham

Frank and Grossman Landscaping

415-215-0102



		
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